Royal Jaipur Polo Foundation (Rajasthan) :: Promoting Polo & Chairity

Elephant Jokes
	Why do elephants walk on four feet? Because if they flew, you could never keep your car clean.
	Why do elephants wear blue tennis shoes? Because the white ones always get dirty.
	Why do elephants float in the river upside-down? To keep their blue tennis shoes from getting wet.
	Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge? 1. Open door. 2. Insert elephant. 3. Close door.
	Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge? 1. Open door. 2. Remove elephant. 3. Insert giraffe. 4. Close door.
	How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Strangle it till it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a green elephant? Tell it a dirty joke until it blushes and turns red, then strangle it until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a yellow elephant? What are you talking about? There are no yellow elephants!